My amateur, minimal yet so far flourishing gardening attemptÂ this year will yield the much despised jumbo tomatoes, cantaloupe, sweet, hot, and jalapeno peppers,Â plus dill. Joining my houseplants are marigolds, aÂ massive lily,Â petunias, and a shade flower that I canâ€™t ID. Everything is in pots. I suck that much. If successful, the fruits and veggies will be given away to my enemies as tasty peace pipes.