Q: Thursday at the Carousel? Really?
A: By “Thursday,” you mean this Thursday, April 27, 2006. Parks & Wildlife are playing with The Distant Seconds and Sally Crewe, no less.
Q: Wow! Where is this fabulous Carousel Lounge? And what time does the music start?
A: The fabulous Carousel Lounge is located at 1110 52nd Street in Austin. Parks & Wildlife are playing around 9, Sally Crewe & The Sudden Moves around 10, and the Distant Seconds around 11.
Q: You seem to be prevaricating about the estimated time of rockage.
A: Was that a question?
Q: Actually, it was a statement intended to provoke a response. A conversational gambit, if you will. But now the tables are turned! You are the questioner while I am the answerer! Ha!
A: Our official response to that is “Whatev, dude.”
Q: I’d like to switch letters. Seriously. It sucks being a “Q.” People stare in the supermarket.
A: Ummmmmmmmmm, wellllllll… Hm. No.
Q: You still didn’t clarify about the start times on Thursday.
A: I have already answered the question. We will not comment about an investigation that is ongoing. We’ll be happy to explain about the start times when the investigation is over, and we promise that anyone found tampering with these start times will lose their job. However, in no way should this be interpreted to mean that we are actually promising that anyone actually found tampering with the actual start times will lose his or her actual job. Next question, please. I think Sumil had one.
Q: Why did these guys hire you to promote their show, anyway?
A: This press conference is over.
Q: Fuck you, McClellan.