Hey, here’s the last minute/last hour notes taken and used during a recent “performance†as an MC (some bands played!!!).
-Beale Street Music Fest
-Stooges
-Yoga
-Lou Reed/Yoga/Meditation
-Joy Division Nikes and the idea that they have slippery soles
-Black Eye Joke
-TV Guide….I’m going to read it to you, so you don’t have to burglarize an elderly family
-Powers Booth Q and A
-Battle of the Bands
-The only way I would endure the Beale Street Music Fest is if Yoko Ono promised to decapitate herself before a live audience, or if Tom Waits agreed to a spoken word set in which he apolozies for tricking people into accepting the past 30 years of his music
-Iggy Pop Brick by Brick jokes
-TV Guide My Name is Earl cover…here’s some easy hillbilly humor for the creatively bankrupt in the audience
-The guarantee joke
-â€Can I get more jokes in the monitor please?â€
-Make a joke about the jokes that I crossed off of the list
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