Itâ€™s bedtime. Iâ€™m in no condition to be writing IN MY WAAAAH IN MY WAAAAH IN MY BLOG. Here are some creative mistakes that bring a great big smile to my incredibly handsome face:
1. Illbient -Â Â When you have a genre spearheaded by a man that subheads his already perfect-storm-of-stupid moniker with â€œThat Subliminal Kidâ€, well, you have a pretentious (yet mercifully brief) movement that is deservedly slotted to wash through the cracks of music history, hopefully never to return. Say it to yourself: â€œILLBIENTâ€ â€œILLBIENTâ€ â€œILLBIENTâ€
2. The Black Dahlia – It takes real talent to fuck up a story/book quite this bad. DePalma deserves to be locked in a room with the Yoko Ono boxed set!!! Un-f*cking-believable!!! I gave the seven foot tall â€œdaddy-oâ€ of noir James Ellroy a ride to the airport once. What a walking cartoon.
3. Paris, Texas – Wim Wenders is officially my OVERRATED DIRECTOR OF THE WEEK. Paris, Texas? Uh, I have shit to do this afternoonâ€¦canâ€™t make it.Â â€Oh wow, watch how he utilizes space and silence!!â€ Yeah, watch nothing happen for the sake of a flimsy story. Check Puh-leeeeeze!!! No more movies for people that f*ck to NPR!!!!