Fake? Real? HILARIOUS!!!!

From Craigslist “Missed Connections” re: last weekend’s Pitchfork Festival:

Green-eyed girl standing behind me during Grizzly Bear at Pitchfork – m4w – 22

Reply to: pers-374122413@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-14, 10:42PM CDT

I’ve never done a missed connection before, but the vast amount of unthinking masses at Pitchfork, in their rush to see Battles, removed my position away from your proximity this fine Saturday afternoon.

You had spectacular green eyes, and a kind face. You were with what i supposed to be a group of your friends. I was wearing cuffed-up jeans, a black t-shirt, and a white/black biking cap, i also have a beard that i’m working on. Unfortunately, my physical description does not really seperate me from many of my peers at this festival, but perhaps you will remember we did that thing where eye contact is briefly made then averted; and the process again repeated.

I’ll be there tomorrow, Sunday; and i live in Chicago . I’m not a creep, i swear.

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