With my recent discovery of both Russell Simmons’ “Def-Con 3” and Master P’s soon to be giggled at, marketing-department-at-lunch “King of Energy,” I’m offering my consulting services to other hip-hop icons looking to enter the energy drink arena.
Drinks in (my head) progress:
“Gas Face” – 3rd Base
“Act Right Juice” – Too Short
“Dangled Out Of A Window” – Suge Knight
“I Dropped Acid And Had To Sit Through Your Set At The First Lollapalooza” – Arrested Development
“Your Welcome For The Invention Of Rap Metal” – Body Count
“Magic Ponytail Character Actor Juice” – Ice-T