Consulting services, some writing…..

With my recent discovery of both Russell Simmons’ “Def-Con 3” and Master P’s soon to be giggled at, marketing-department-at-lunch “King of Energy,” I’m offering my consulting services to other hip-hop icons looking to enter the energy drink arena.

Drinks in (my head) progress:

“Gas Face” – 3rd Base

“Act Right Juice” – Too Short

“Dangled Out Of A Window” – Suge Knight

“I Dropped Acid And Had To Sit Through Your Set At The First Lollapalooza” – Arrested Development

“Your Welcome For The Invention Of Rap Metal” – Body Count

“Magic Ponytail Character Actor Juice” – Ice-T

….and here’s something that I wrote somewhere else.

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