Punchline Patton

I seem to be great at coming up with (two) punchlines. It’s the back story what elludes me.


1. Akeelah and the Bee (unrated director’s cut)

2. Calling in sick to work on account of having Dutch Elm Disease.

My proposed names for future Mike Patton projects:

1. Female Pattern Baldness

2. Human Parvo

3. Singles Only Community

4. El Topo

5. Sport Lauderdale

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